life is a strange place.

ladyhistory:

During the Revolutionary unit, every student signs the Declaration of Independence on the Promethean board so that we can all commit treason together against King George III.

Yesterday, I was taking roll.

ME: Is [student] absent?

STUDENT #1: Didn’t he sign his name really big on the Declaration?

STUDENT #2: Oh, man. King George got him.

(via thats-not-victorian)

trigger warning: gore

capitalistpropaganda:

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(Source: walmarts, via ladyhistory)

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via keisey)

flying-shark-reactivate:

Real professionals here
Watched parks and recreations while drawing this Good times
PS. I ship Peter with everything

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

(via spentlike10mintz)

scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

(Source: cooldude10000million, via spentlike10mintz)

urbanclictionary:

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like

(via spentlike10mintz)

hollynorthwind:

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