My only wish in life is to have as much sass as Emilia Clarke.
Dora the hoe explore
"WHERE ARE WE GOING?!
YO MAN’S HOUSE!!!”
you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck
never become a parent
*inhales slowly and deeply*
I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
WAIT FOR IT
EOF THE RINGSBut every day’s likeGold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushroomsBlood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel roomWe don’t careWe got to Rivendell across the streamAnd everybody’s likeMountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf QueenRowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leashWe don’t careYeah we’re simply gonna walk in there
Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
Had to reblog this hah
my heart says yes but my mom says no
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead