During the Revolutionary unit, every student signs the Declaration of Independence on the Promethean board so that we can all commit treason together against King George III.
Yesterday, I was taking roll.
ME: Is [student] absent?
STUDENT #1: Didn’t he sign his name really big on the Declaration?
STUDENT #2: Oh, man. King George got him.
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school
why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like